Uh oh…. It’s all over Ladies!
It’s the news we have all been dreading ladies, oh yes, Johnny Depp is finally going to tie the knot with his long time beau and mother of his two children, French singer and former Chanel model, Vanessa Paradis.
The Pirates of the Caribbean star has recently stated that despite not wanting to ruin his partners “perfect” surname (awww), if nuptials are what the lady wants, nuptials are what the lady will get. With a date apparently set for the 14th of June this year, it appears it is time to concede defeat.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Sob… sniff, sob…
Hold it back ladies, think calming, zen thoughts. Really, we should all pat Vanessa on the back, for she is the woman who has managed to tame the loins of the man, where supermodel Kate Moss and A-list ‘klepto’ Winona Ryder failed before. Thats rather impressive don’t you think?
Ah well, there’s a lot we can learn here and er… when we work it out / stop blubing, we’ll let you know!
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